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More sweet talk? Gag me. LOL!! (6/13/2017)

Here are emails from a new guy. We'll discuss it later. :)

Good Morning Patsy,

I thank you very much for your response, I want to formally tell a little about myself. I want to meet with you and get to know you. I am a self employed man. I am a geologist by profession. I am hired by corporations and companies for mining contracts. I am widowed I lost my wife through Polycystic Kidney Disease 6 years ago. My life is totally empty and i need that special woman in my life to make me whole again. And i saw that attributes in you and decided to let you know how i feel. But first we have to be friends… I believe that if your partner is your best friend then you have a lasting relationship filled with fun, inner peace and happiness. I grew up in Switzerland, I live in Springfield MO now, moved down here two years ago.. i speak a foreign language (Romansh), you can notice my accent even in my writings...

I'm an easy going, Honest , down to earth person, I am a great lover of the arts and Music but like the outdoors... I also love traveling and experiencing different cultures and seeing the world from a different perspective. I think it's good to give something back to the community, in whatever small way. I really love life and everything it has to offer. I am very focused and goal oriented person that also makes sure to enjoy life at the same time. I work very hard to get all the things I want in life , but at the same time I love what I do. So I consider myself pretty lucky Now all I really need is to find that special woman that I can share and enjoy all the great things life has to offer. I pride myself on being direct and honest with people, and motivating people with direct feedback. Life's too short to not tell the truth. I believe that if your partner is your best friend then you have a lasting relationship filled with fun, inner peace and happiness.

I am an independent man who loves working and planning and in search of a lovely woman who will forever remain my life partner as well as growing older together. All I want now is someone who can be comfortable at an important public function but has no problem getting sand between her toes at the beach! Sure enough of herself to open herself to loving and caring about that special man in her life. A woman who can communicate what she desires and has the ability to listen. Someone who is positive and believes that every day holds something amazing. The ability to share her heart, her mind. I want to share my life with someone, and it won't be as a playmate. I want to be good friends with you as friendship is the basic of every good relationship. I hope to hear from you soon my lady, will send you more pics of me in my next email. Would love to have yours as well. Take care of yourself for me.

Regards, Allan.

Hi Patsy, Thanks for writing back, glad to read from you. I would like to know more about you, like what you do for a living, where you are from and where you stay now, How big is your family, where are your parents, how many brothers and sisters you have.

I have been single for 6 years now. And it took me so many years to find myself and to realize what it is I'm looking for, I want a soul mate that will take her time to know me and Love me for who I am and not what I have, I want my Next relationship to be my last. I find most women are looking for sex only. No one is really looking for a Relationship. good woman is few, far and in between and because of how busy life is lately, Internet is the modern way to meet people more easy and faster. How long have you been using internet dating?

Please feel free to ask me anything you want to know about me, it will help me get a feel of who you are and whats important to you... Goodnight.


Hello Beautiful,

Nice to hear from you again Pasty, Sorry for delayed response, I had a busy weekend. How are you doing today? I will answer your question in this email but I wonder if you read my previous message or you just copy and paste... However, I am ready for a new relationship yes but the relationship has to be mutual, trusted between both partner, help each other when we need help, such as if you have a rough day and need help i am there to help you. To support you, that's what you call trust and friendship, my father told me many years ago, to treat a woman with respect and act like a gentleman. my mother is Scotch, Irish, English and my father is Italian and Chippewa. Dad died when I was a teenager, My Mom raised me up as a single Mom, she passed on May 12, 2001. I'm the only Child of my Parents. It really hurt me so much about my losses in the past in parents, my only daughter who passed 9 years ago in an auto Accident and my late wife. I am glad i overcome it all and ready to face the Future and see what it holds with the right person, which is part of the reason i relocated down here for a fresh start.. I hope that answers your question.

I'm ready to love, I believe that if there is chemistry between two people love will only blossom. You seem to have many qualities that I am looking for in a woman. Someone who is independent, jovial, open minded honest and has a good heart. Friendship is the key to a long lasting relationship, it is the foundation and also passion is needed for a romantic relationship to flourish. I feel that if you can't be friends first what chance do you have at being lovers? With friendship you have to have trust and respect. You have to like the person you're friends with to get along together. Once that is accomplished falling in love with them is just an extension of friendship, only stronger and better. Like the foundation of a brick house, love must also have a foundation.. It helps to have things in common too and with proper communication a relationship is sustained.

I don't judge people i share their fears and also support them mentally and emotionally if need be, I hate when people find fault in anything i do and start judging so i never get to judge people no matter there wrongs I believe they need to be talked to. I hate being cheated on or lied to and i believe honesty is a great deal in a relationship if two couples are not totally honest with themselves then it will never work out between them so i will never cheat or lie to my partner. I want to give you my attention. I want to pour my heart and soul to a lady that really cares and is ready to be loved by her man and love him in return. . I just want to share my world with a special woman. Spend the rest of my life with her.

A few other things:

Favorite color - Blue

Music - I enjoy almost all music. Especially pop music, Blues, country music, holding hands while dancing.I enjoy staying physically fit, I have some workout equipment and also have a membership at a fitness center. Setting a good example is important.Keeping a good home I like. Making improvements and just keeping it nice. Other things I like: beaches, skiing, swimming, riding bikes, walking or jogging, camping, fishing, baseball, dancing, and cooking on the grill for my partner. I do try when it comes to writing poems too. I like animals. You know, getting to know you is something I could hope for and would be a great pleasure getting to meet you in person. Enjoy your day leaving you with this song.

From my heart, Allan.

dear Patsy,

Thanks for the e-mail, am always happy to hear from you. You seem like a very wonderful woman and would love to meet you soon, I live in MO. It does not take a day you know I work as much as i would but i get too lonely and come back home to find no one say "how was your day", I am ready to meet someone to share life with.. I enjoy walking out, fishing, golf, traveling, reading poems and enjoy a fun time with my other half. I love meeting new people and trying new things, I enjoy cuddling up on the couch to a fire and a romantic movie. I consider myself a very honest and open man and enjoy giving and receiving affection, have been Single for some years now. I am an easy going person and easy to get along with, I am a gentle man at all times and I respect the person, compassionate, a great listener, and not afraid to show my emotions. I believed not only in what a woman look like but her heart play the most important role to me in a relationship. Can describe myself again as a family man, who thinks it's more important to come home and spend quality time with the family instead of hanging out at the bar or out there doing some others stuffs. I enjoy traveling, you know its always nice seeing new places and meeting new people from the world.

Bedroom aerobics are great and I consider that as an important part of a serious relationship ( hope you understand what i mean by that ), Being able to come home after work and hold a nice conversation is something that has been missing in my life for a long time and i hope i find someone i can do that with, in no time... I love to touch!!! Holding hands and showing affection is very important to me i believed in friendship so much because to me it is the key role to a long lasting relationship. Am a simple person and try to never ask anything of anyone, will just try to do it myself. I have had to take care of myself for a very long time now, do the best i can with what i have and just keep trying harder to do better. I try to never give up no matter how bad a problem may be. I'm a hard working man but will always have time for that special woman in my life. What am I looking for, well that's kind of hard for me to say. I am looking for someone that is honest, truthful, faithful,with a good heart and enjoys doing some of the things I do. Someone that is woman enough to stick out good times , bad times, hard times, she is always there no matter what may happen. That will let me be me and if that means letting use their shoulder to lean on once in a while.

Someone that is not controlling, abusive, or a person that is very harsh and cannot trust her man . Someone who is romantic,passionate, caring and will surprise you sometimes for no reason but to say she was thinking and missing you. I want Someone that wants to share their life with mine and mine with theirs and in return this person will get more from me. Would be happy if i find that special woman in no time, I am willing to relocate anywhere to be with the right one for me. The woman i will trust with my heart and she would do the same.

Guess It's Time to stop Searching and would be happy to see where this takes us. Am willing to Love you forever. I feel like the Luckiest one having to get your Attention but I believe God knows best... I hope to hear from you soon.

With love and respect, Allan.

Okay, so what did you think? Yes, they all write about the same thing. So when I wrote back and asked again where in MO he lived. Then I sent a second email asking for his phone number so we could chat. I had no intentions of calling him back but I thought if I got his number I could run it through White Pages Premium and find out where he really is.

Guess what? You know it's coming. I never heard back. LOL!!!!

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