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- Another reading from Online Dating with Patsy (6/19/2019)
Click on the link to hear me read a conversation with Taylor. https://youtu.be/Znq5d5LtFag And here is the conversation
- "You're #127 on the list of phony guys who have contacted me online." LOL!! (6/17/2019)
Yes, this girl said that. Yes I did. LOL! This a good one. I came right out of the starting gate with guns blazed. LOL!!! Now I'm not sure he was #127 but it sounded good. I may be very close to that number at this point. So as always, please read the conversation and see how Suzanne socked it to him. By the way, he blocked me. Enjoy my friend!! Calling #128!!!!!
- "I gave him a quickie" (6/9/2019)
You know, sometimes, I just like to play along for awhile and others times I just want to come in for the kill right away. This was one of those times. Or actually I thought I would just come out right away and with a good opening line. "Hey Scammer". LOL!! And of course the Reversee App comes to the rescue which made it even better. So read this very short conversation.
- RENTING SCAMMERS!! (6/15/2019)
Yes, not just romance scammers, there are so many other scammers. I posted a story about this before but I have another. So I'm looking for a new place to move to and rent. Craigslist is really not what it could be but most know that. But I look there anyway. I've noticed when they don't really post pictures and want you to only email them. RED FLAG!! Scammer alert! Yes scammer alert! Well I know this one was a scammer but I decided to go ahead and play along. If nothing else for the story I can share here to warn others. On Craigslist the house is listed as For Rent. On Zillow it's listed for sale. So I sent the below email to inquire: I saw the house on 7032 Eichelberer Dr listed on craigslist. But I drove and says it’s for sale. It is for rent, if it is I am very interested. And here is his response back: THE HOUSE IS AVAILABLE FOR RENT, so you are free to decide on how long you intend occupying it...Rent already includes utilities.. You can go by the house and let me know what you think of it and get back to me.. The address of my house is 7032 Eichelberger Dr, Saint Louis, MO 63123. I have been transferred here for job on a contract, am spending 2 - 3 years and am planning to buy another house over here, I want you to know that you will not be able to view the inside of the house as the keys are with me here in California. If you like the house we can now move forward on how to get key sent to you.... I'm ready to accept either monthly or upfront mode of payment.. Depending on the one you are most Comfortable with.. Utilities include: power, water, washer/dryer, sewer and trash..Your monthly rent already covers utilities so you do not have to pay extra charges for that. Pet are allowed as long as they are not destructive. The monthly rent is $750 while security deposit is $700......Schulze Nathan And now my response: Awesome. I am applying for a loan to move. My current landlord is selling the duplex where I live. I should hear back if approved for loan of end of today or tomorrow. How do I send u the deposit etc? And now his response: First, i will forward you the necessary paper work to fill out and send it back to me for proper documentation.I won't accept any payment from you unless we both sign the necessary paperwork. Av you rented a house before and when do you intend to move in? I don’t want to associate myself with tenant that do drugs or indulge in bad activities. Have you pet? And my response: No Pets. No drugs. I am clean. And now his response: Okay, here are the necessary paperwork so fill them out and sign them and email them back to me for proper documentation. I want you to know that i am not after any money all i want is a God fearing person that would take very good care of my property for me, hope you are willing to do that? So I called the realtor before I responded back. She was a pill. Guessing she hasn't been laid in a long time. I went to tell her about it and she just interrupted me that's it's not for rent. I told I knew that but I wanted to let her know. She says it happens all the time. No thank you, no have a nice day. So when I got home, I made my last response before blocking his email and reporting the post to Craigslist: I’ve reported your craigslist ad to craigslist and the FBI. I checked with the real owner of the property (which you are not) and he said he is selling and was not renting. So go away scammer. Nice try though. So if someone tries to rent you house and can't show it to you? RUN! RUN AWAY!!
- "Please stop chatting me you are a scammer" (5/28/2019(
ME????????????????????? LOL!! Yes he said this to me. He has no clue as to who he is conversing with. Excuse while I try to stop laughing. Okay, I'm done. For now. So another one doesn't know what country either of us are in. LOL!!! These guys really need a history lesson. Anyway, here's the conversation. Be warned! I sent a picture of me giving him the finger. Please don't be offended. :) NEVER SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
- "I am from America, have you ever been to my country America?" (5/27/2019)
This is after I told him I'm from St. Louis. LOL!!! I didn't mess around. I reversed app him and the rest is history. But a little surprise at the end. Now was this his real picture? I didn't stick around to find out. :)
- OMG! KEANU REEVES!!!! (5/12/2019)
First off, his photo he sent me is one of the worst photo-shopped photos I've seen in a while. And of course the language he uses it off. No way does the guy from Bill & Ted movies write like this. My favorite part of this is when they ask me what I do and I say I run an escort service and they make no comment. Hysterical. (Note: I do not own or run an escort service). LOL So please enjoy!
- "Am crying right now Suzanne." (5/12/2019)
Really?????????? I don't know so, this is a long one and was waiting for the right moment to "Reversee App" him. Well as soon as he asked when the last time I had sex was (though I could have played with him more) I posted the results of the app. And then the fun begins. Some just block you right away, others argue with you. Crying boy argued. Enjoy the read!!
- BOOM! He blocked me!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Pardon me while I laugh for a moment. This cracked me up. Okay I'm done laughing. For now. So when dear Kelvin contacted me, I was going to play the sad widow (which I do a lot), but tonight I decided to come in for the "kill" sooner. hehehehehehehehehehehe! Okay, I needed to laugh again. I'm sorry. So after a few words I change from the lonely widow to the sarcastic bitch. Read on my friends. So poor Kelvin. He messed with the wrong "Widow" NEVER SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
- "Bathroom Marketing" (4/29/2019)
Tonight I want to share something different and fun that I do to advertise my blog. What is bathroom marketing? Well I’ll tell you my definition of it. I have cards and calendars that I make to pass out anywhere to advertise my blog and get people to read it and not fall for these scammers. This one day I was at the Ronnies 20 Cine for a movie, and as always, I have to go to the ladies room before the movie. Well while sitting and doing my business, I pulled out my cards and started leaving them in the stall. I put them on the toilet paper dispense and the tank, depending what they have in the bathroom. Then I started adding my calendars. My thought is, if you in there for a while, TMI, and you see my card you may take a look at my blog while there. You know you read in the bathroom at home. I do. LOL!! Why not when you’re out for a few minutes. So when I do this I take a picture and post it on my facebook page. I thought for a little entertainment I would post some of the pictures here. I also want to do shout outs to the restaurants and places I have done this. Give them a plug. (For not coming after me). LOL! So if you are in the St. Louis area ladies, and you happened to see these in the bathroom, you will know I was there.
- "I don't know how to say this but its like there is something about you right from when I met you on
Ok so this was a very busy weekend for me and my scammer boyfriends. I did make a goof. A kind of funny one. So I am talking to Aaron. (The first story I am going post). We were chatting on google hangout. All of a sudden I get a call on google hangout so I answer it. I'm thinking it's Aaron. He has an accent. I know he's not American so I tear into him. Then I hang up. Then I realize it wasn't Aaron. It was Larry, my other dude. Major screw up by me. I'll post Larry's conversation right after Aaron's. Of course I had to call my best friend and laugh about it. So here is my conversation with Larry. Stay tuned right after we'll do Larry next. (Not to be taken the wrong way that I worded it). LOL!!! Ok, so now here is my conversation with Larry. Fortunately the Reversee App worked for me on Larry. Whew!! Crazy weekend! And I still have four other on the lines. Hopefully I do a better job of keeping them straight. LOL:! NEVER SEND MONEY TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
- "Tarzan contact me!!!" (4/18/2019)
Yes, this actor played Tarzan in a movie in 2018 (I think). But I didn't know it was him. As usually the picture was terrible. Well as you read you'll see he was a little hurt because I didn't know who he was. So I went on IMDB to see who the heck he is. Tarzan. Okay, Now I know who he is. And now, please read this lovely conversation.


















